About Me
- Adolfo Pinch
- In my previous life, I was a Nazi officer. I spoke four languages (German, Polish, Russian and Yiddish) and had personal access to Adolf Hitler. Now I am struggling Puerto Rican (i.e. I struggle at being Puerto Rican). I only speak French when drunk and usually get lost in Berlin. The only other thing you need to know about me is that my grandfather was an avid Pinch Scotch drinker. That's what my father used to give him as a birthday gift. I prefer tequila and ice-cold vodka.